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Barack Obama is Not the Antichrist

At least we can cross one item off our national list of worries: Exhaustive research by an international team of researchers has proved conclusively that our president is not the Antichrist.

Between massive unemployment, political gridlock, and intractable foreign wars, America is in a bit of a tough spot these days. But at least we can cross one item off our national list of worries: Exhaustive research by an international team of researchers has proved conclusively that our president is not the Antichrist.

Now, don鈥檛 get too relaxed. While President Obama is not consciously evil, he is an 鈥渁postle鈥 of the New World Order and 鈥渙ne of the most dangerous US presidents ever to hold office鈥 鈥 or so says Mel Sanger, principal author of 鈥淭he Antichrist Identity.鈥

The Intelligence Report was alerted to Sanger鈥檚 revelatory findings by the hardworking team at WorldNetDaily (WND), which recently sent an 鈥淯rgent鈥 E-mail to subscribers interested in 鈥淐arefully Selected Offers from Third Parties.鈥


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鈥淥n 3 separate occassions [sic] this dossier was banned from being available on the internet but luckily the freedom of information act has ensured its survival鈥. for now,鈥 says WND鈥檚 E-mail. 鈥淎ct now whilst it is still available.鈥 (Actually, the report has been floating around the Internet since at least 2009 鈥 par for the course when it comes to WND, whose publishing arm, WND Books, released Jerome Corsi鈥檚 long-awaited 鈥渂irther鈥 manifesto, Where鈥檚 the Birth Certificate? after the publication of that document was old news.)

Sanger鈥檚 report is a cumbersome blend of Christian eschatology and modern antigovernment conspiracy theories whose fundamental thesis is that Freemasons and 鈥渁postate鈥 Jews (as opposed to 鈥淏ible-believing鈥 ones) are behind an ancient plot to depopulate the planet, enslave the human race, and bring about a One World Government headed by European royalty. Aided by the pliant mainstream media, it says, our Manchurian president has already made considerable progress toward the 鈥淣ew World Order鈥 goal of reshaping America into a society of gunless, government-dependent, secular humanists.

Proof of that is in the pudding that 鈥淥bamacare鈥 will soon forbid us to eat. Though it purports to be about public welfare, the president鈥檚 health care bill is really part of a sinister agenda that will eviscerate the Constitution, erode privacy, and ultimately allow the government to control us completely. 鈥淲hat is to keep the administration from defining gun ownership as a contributory health factor and, while they can鈥檛 circumvent the Second Amendment, they could raise healthcare premiums to the point where gun ownership and use becomes less desirable,鈥 the report says breathlessly.

That鈥檚 not even the worst of it. Obama probably isn鈥檛 Muslim, Sanger contends, but the president is and always has been a crypto-communist 鈥 and his church affiliation proves it. Under pastor Jeremiah Wright (whose teachings the president has publicly condemned), Chicago鈥檚 Trinity United Church of Christ, which Obama attended for years, teaches a brand of 鈥淏lack liberation theology鈥 dedicated to 鈥渁 Marxist ideological, collective, class-struggle, and ultimately tyrannical construct committed to destroying individual freedom.鈥

The president isn鈥檛 the only New World Order apostle on the loose. He shares this distinction with Spanish diplomat Javier Solana and Prince Charles (who Sanger fingers as a crypto-Muslim with the bloodlines to father a potential Antichrist), among others. And behind the scenes, innumerable puppet masters are pulling the strings. Sanger identifies dozens, including the Rothschilds, the United Nations, the Weather Underground, the CIA, the KGB, the Mafia, the Federal Reserve, and the Gallup Poll, whose various roles are helpfully illuminated in a hand-drawn flowchart decorated with circles, arrows, and different thicknesses of pen.

Together, these agents are setting up the planet for takeover by 鈥淛ewish Masonic鈥 elites who will reduce the world鈥檚 population by 5.5 billion and establish 鈥渄ictatorial Illuministic Communism鈥 in order 鈥渢o enslave all of mankind under the thumb of a Jewish master race led by a world messiah of Jewish ancestry who is to rule from Jerusalem.鈥

鈥淭his is not an anti-semetic [sic] stance,鈥 the report hastens to add, 鈥渂ut rather one that differentiates between Godly Jews from the line of Abraham and those Jews whose apostasy has caused them to be an integral part of a major demonic plan.鈥

If this sounds implausible, don鈥檛 worry. You鈥檝e just been brainwashed like the rest of us. 鈥淭he good news,鈥 the report concludes, 鈥渋s that you are well informed because of your ongoing search for truth and so will be able to better discern the events that are impacting us with greater frequency.鈥